VANCOUVER (The News Desk) — Claiming that the troubling visions had caused her to lose considerable sleep, Vancouver event planner Joanne Shelley admitted on Tuesday that she has suffered from a recurring logistical nightmare for the last seven months.

“It always starts with a smaller logistical problem, which then snowballs into a larger problem that causes me to shiver and break out into a full-body sweat,” said Shelley, rubbing her temples while speaking to press in her office in downtown Vancouver.

“Scary ominous men are usually involved, and the logistical nightmare often leaves me with feelings of intense powerlessness and sadness.”

Shelley added that the most recent versions of the logistical nightmare had involved a clown, and speculated that the source of the nightmare was her strained relationship with her mother. ♦

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